Hanky Panky

Hanky Panky

Nothing, short of nature herself,
     (or Martha Stewart, goddess)
Can beat a plush, white terry cloth.
Best when nine by nine and label free,
     (or maybe ten by ten, no larger)
A smart, tight-hemmed border,
And otherwise unadorned.

Better than a handkerchief,
Though pocketed the same:
Ever ready for instant,
     Size-perfected,
          Unhesitant,
               Material utilization.

Use for wiping drippy noses
     Caused by allergens or
     Sentimental eighties pop.

Use for cleaning table spills
     Caused by carelessness or
     Over-portioned plates.

Use for buffing wax on cars,
     Enhancing shine and sparkle or
     Filling wispy scratches.

Use for hanging on a rack,
     To hide a plaster imperfection or
     Companion for a towel.

Use to make a hand-sized ghost puppet
     To entertain at Halloween-time or
     As impromptu cat toy.

Use for wiping up ejaculate,
     Or two to get the brow and pubes or
     If you’re lucky, three.