Depending on the Fold

Depending on the Fold

If symmetry is best, then what are you,
With your skinny jeans and muffin top?

If symmetry is best, then what am I,
With my tennis shoes and bulbous calves?

If symmetry is best, then what is she,
With her moo moo and Susan Powter hair?

If symmetry is best, then what is he,
With his man-tits and salt and pepper?

If symmetry is best, then what are they,
With their upturned eyes and furrowed brows?

If symmetry is best, then what are we,
With our Audis and bombs and Wii

And symmetry?